I’m such a retard. So there’s been that ongoing tension between China and Taiwan, right? Well, on arriving at our hotel, I proceeded to pay the airport cabbie with 200 Taiwan dollars. Yeah, so the sun had gone down and well, the Taiwan bill is pink as well. Still, I should have known better. I mean, hello, Mao Zedong was totally missing in action… Duh. Sometimes I am just so damn gauche. Fortunately, the cabbie didn’t take offense. He just looked puzzled and kept flipping the bill. Leave it to whitey to point out my error. What would I do without my Bubbey?
HK, Macau pictures
More Observations
1. John and I are little piggies. We were nibbling on my favorite See’s Candies chocolate nougat bar, and little crumbs got on the white sheets. Yeah, now it looks like we shit in our bed. Poor housekeeper… we’ll have to leave extra tip and maybe a note explaining so s/he isn’t totally disgusted.
2. In the land of caged golden birds, I was extremely suspicious when I saw an older Caucasian gentleman with a gold band on his RIGHT ring finger. Come on, a plain gold right-hand ring? Sketch. I’m almost completely sure he’s playin’ like he ain’t married… lyin’ fuck.
3. John and I were in Macau today but all day we had to keep reminding ourselves where we were. In Macau, the official languages are Chinese and Portuguese, so we were expecting a very European influence. But stepping off the turbojet watercraft, we immediately felt like we were back in China. Just something about the dirtier environment, the ubiquitous construction, and the tenacious hecklers at the ferry terminal. And all I heard was Cantonese.
4. Later, inside the gigantic Venetian Hotel, I again had to double think where the hell we were. Because we were kind of in Italy (thanks to the Disney-esque Venice interior) but then this hotel felt so similar to the Venetian in Vegas so I felt like we were in Nevada, and yet we were technically in Macau. See how my mind has lost its agility? I’m like watching Memento all over again!
5. Macau is freaking dead! How this place has supposedly surpassed Vegas as the world’s premier gambling spot is a mystery to me. Streets, restaurants, casinos all very low traffic. Perhaps there are a few very high rollers playing here? I don’t know. As for little potatoes like John and me, we played some roulette and WON! About USD $50. Not too shabby.
6. Ate another horrible meal. That’s two strikes for LP!
7. Bubbey loves the big city. Oddly, it’s one of the few things I’ve found that really energizes him. Now he’s the one with all the pep. We’ll have to duke it out for the “Power Pill” title. I argue that after 7 days of emotional stress in Taiwan plus my hour-long swim at the hotel pool yesterday, yes, I’m damn worn out! Ok, so I’m grasping for straws; I’m not proud.
8. I ran out of toothpaste. Unfortunately, the nearby 7-Eleven only carries bubblegum-flavored Pokemon Colgate in travel size. It’s useless. What’s the point of brushing if there’s no minty fresh feeling?
9. Need to do some brain exercises to prep for more currency conversions tomorrow. My little coupon organizer of a wallet, for which I am often ridiculed, sure is coming in handy: so far on our trip, it’s helped me file USD, Japanese yen, Taiwanese dollars, Hong Kong dollars, and Macau patacas. Told you I would use all those dividers some day!
More Observations
1. John and I are little piggies. We were nibbling on my favorite See’s Candies chocolate nougat bar, and little crumbs got on the white sheets. Yeah, now it looks like we shit in our bed. Poor housekeeper… we’ll have to leave extra tip and maybe a note explaining so s/he isn’t totally disgusted.
2. In the land of caged golden birds, I was extremely suspicious when I saw an older Caucasian gentleman with a gold band on his RIGHT ring finger. Come on, a plain gold right-hand ring? Sketch. I’m almost completely sure he’s playin’ like he ain’t married… lyin’ fuck.
3. John and I were in Macau today but all day we had to keep reminding ourselves where we were. In Macau, the official languages are Chinese and Portuguese, so we were expecting a very European influence. But stepping off the turbojet watercraft, we immediately felt like we were back in China. Just something about the dirtier environment, the ubiquitous construction, and the tenacious hecklers at the ferry terminal. And all I heard was Cantonese.
4. Later, inside the gigantic Venetian Hotel, I again had to double think where the hell we were. Because we were kind of in Italy (thanks to the Disney-esque Venice interior) but then this hotel felt so similar to the Venetian in Vegas so I felt like we were in Nevada, and yet we were technically in Macau. See how my mind has lost its agility? I’m like watching Memento all over again!
5. Macau is freaking dead! How this place has supposedly surpassed Vegas as the world’s premier gambling spot is a mystery to me. Streets, restaurants, casinos all very low traffic. Perhaps there are a few very high rollers playing here? I don’t know. As for little potatoes like John and me, we played some roulette and WON! About USD $50. Not too shabby.
6. Ate another horrible meal. That’s two strikes for LP!
7. Bubbey loves the big city. Oddly, it’s one of the few things I’ve found that really energizes him. Now he’s the one with all the pep. We’ll have to duke it out for the “Power Pill” title. I argue that after 7 days of emotional stress in Taiwan plus my hour-long swim at the hotel pool yesterday, yes, I’m damn worn out! Ok, so I’m grasping for straws; I’m not proud.
8. I ran out of toothpaste. Unfortunately, the nearby 7-Eleven only carries bubblegum-flavored Pokemon Colgate in travel size. It’s useless. What’s the point of brushing if there’s no minty fresh feeling?
9. Need to do some brain exercises to prep for more currency conversions tomorrow. My little coupon organizer of a wallet, for which I am often ridiculed, sure is coming in handy: so far on our trip, it’s helped me file USD, Japanese yen, Taiwanese dollars, Hong Kong dollars, and Macau patacas. Told you I would use all those dividers some day!
So Far in Hong Kong
Let’s see… the highlights:
1. That night we first arrived? I’d forgotten about the Hongkongers driving on the opposite side of the road– I nearly got splatted crossing the street. (I’m feeling a bit less adaptable in my old age).
2. Before our trip, John gave so much talk about possessing all kinds of global currencies organized in cute little ziploks for his world travels. What happened to the HK dollars? Left at home.
3. We thought we’d still be game for Chinese food. Wrong. First meal in HK? A little dive Thai shop. Tasty but very spicy. Had to order a Thai iced tea to cool the burn.
4. Can’t beat feeling like a frump-a-dump amidst the fancy schmancy cosmopolitans. Will need to refocus on the makeover after I get home. So I can look fancy in the suburbs (while working for a granola organization). Yeah, that makes sense.
5. John and I are all about the public transportation. We rode the narrow double decker bus to Stanley yesterday. Beautiful spot with beaches and small shops along the water. Winding roads up got me dizzy, so over lunch, I took a Dramamine. In turn, that knocked me out (Rophynol style) so I was conked out the whole ride down (like could NOT keep the eyes open) and proceeded to sleep another two hours at the hotel. Meanwhile, John searched out another stationery store (store number 3 or 4 on this trip) and returned with his loot.
6. Consumed THE worst Indian food last night for dinner. Burned by LP. Should have known better when the place was totally empty. So disgusting. Thought I would hurl on the metro over to Tsim Sha Tsui.
7. Entered a couple high-end malls only to be reminded that I hate shopping (most of the time). Walked along the Avenue of the Stars, which reminded me a lot of the Bund in Shanghai. Took a million and one night shots (all to be lost later). Looked lightly for Andy Lau’s star but didn’t see it. Would rather see him in person but no luck. Sigh.
8. Rode the ferry from Tsim Sha Tsui back to Wan Chai. Only USD $0.32!!
9. Last minute planning: booked hotel for Shanghai (which is tomorrow!!).
10. Got up early this morning to blog (and also squeeze in some work). Bubbey knocked out still, so it’s nice not to have him hurrying me out the door.
So Far in Hong Kong
Let’s see… the highlights:
1. That night we first arrived? I’d forgotten about the Hongkongers driving on the opposite side of the road– I nearly got splatted crossing the street. (I’m feeling a bit less adaptable in my old age).
2. Before our trip, John gave so much talk about possessing all kinds of global currencies organized in cute little ziploks for his world travels. What happened to the HK dollars? Left at home.
3. We thought we’d still be game for Chinese food. Wrong. First meal in HK? A little dive Thai shop. Tasty but very spicy. Had to order a Thai iced tea to cool the burn.
4. Can’t beat feeling like a frump-a-dump amidst the fancy schmancy cosmopolitans. Will need to refocus on the makeover after I get home. So I can look fancy in the suburbs (while working for a granola organization). Yeah, that makes sense.
5. John and I are all about the public transportation. We rode the narrow double decker bus to Stanley yesterday. Beautiful spot with beaches and small shops along the water. Winding roads up got me dizzy, so over lunch, I took a Dramamine. In turn, that knocked me out (Rophynol style) so I was conked out the whole ride down (like could NOT keep the eyes open) and proceeded to sleep another two hours at the hotel. Meanwhile, John searched out another stationery store (store number 3 or 4 on this trip) and returned with his loot.
6. Consumed THE worst Indian food last night for dinner. Burned by LP. Should have known better when the place was totally empty. So disgusting. Thought I would hurl on the metro over to Tsim Sha Tsui.
7. Entered a couple high-end malls only to be reminded that I hate shopping (most of the time). Walked along the Avenue of the Stars, which reminded me a lot of the Bund in Shanghai. Took a million and one night shots (all to be lost later). Looked lightly for Andy Lau’s star but didn’t see it. Would rather see him in person but no luck. Sigh.
8. Rode the ferry from Tsim Sha Tsui back to Wan Chai. Only USD $0.32!!
9. Last minute planning: booked hotel for Shanghai (which is tomorrow!!).
10. Got up early this morning to blog (and also squeeze in some work). Bubbey knocked out still, so it’s nice not to have him hurrying me out the door.
Welcome to Hong Kong
Ahh, to be back in the big city again… where there’s a smorgasbord of everything, from options with transportation to restaurants to banking to shopping to IT. I know, John and I are total telecom junkies and snobs, but come on, what developed country still has crackly phone lines? I know, I’m still complaining about it!
Before we left Taiwan, I called a bunch of my cousins and aunts to thank them for hanging with us, but again, I couldn’t even hold a half-decent conversation because of the damn static. So frustrating!
So it’s been a little odd being back in Asia. Like when we went through the airport, there were still IR temperature monitors set up to keep an eye out for SARS. SARS! Is that so 2004 or what?! I mean what ever happened with SARS? There was all this global ruckus and then suddenly, the story went away… maybe the virus just ran its course. I don’t know.
Speaking of germs, I had the great honor of having my passport totally contaminated by the customs officer. You see, right as he finished stamping the passport of the person in front of me, I saw him dig his index finger deep into his left nostril. Yes. And then it was my turn, and I had no way out. And this was a brand new passport too! Completely manhandled and adulterated by his booger-digging finger. Gross. Welcome to Asia, right? Haha. Oh well, guess I shouldn’t be a sissy about such things… it could have been worse. Like the sick toddler in the next line over could have hurled on my shoe or something. I swear that kid was going to cough up a frickin’ lung.
Some Taiwan Pictures (More to Come)
Collecting Data Points
I really should have done some homework before this trip to Taiwan. You see, my family (and I believe they represent a typical Taiwanese family) is all about collecting data points. Life in the States is so very different from life in Taiwan, so to make things more relatable, it really is all about comparing numbers, like median household income, average home prices in the big city, typical rate of savings per household, monthly expenditures, etc. But of course to further complicate my already shaky oral communications, there’s the constant mathematical conversions of currency and measurements (temperature, area, distance)! Thank goodness for John’s iPhone… not only were we able to look up the necessary stats, but I was able to churn out conversions in a somewhat acceptable response time. Boy, when was the last time I had to do real mental math, like serious calculations involving double-digit multiplication and division and shit? Like never. Relying on my brain power alone would have been a total nightmare!
So John and I are wrapping up our 9-day stint in Taiwan. In a lot of ways, I had forgotten about the standard-of-living divide. I mean, my relatives here live comfortably in concrete houses with all the basics plus most luxuries of modern living, but Wulong is still rather rural. In fact, it’s not even considered a town over here– they call it a village. And even though we have an ADSL connection at my aunt’s house, the phone and television connections are really shoddy. I had an awful time trying to find places to exchange my traveler’s checks. When I called various bank branches in the area, the phone line was so crackly, I couldn’t even hold a normal conversation. And when I went in person to like four different nationwide banks– none would exchange my traveler’s checks. I know, it was my own damn fault to assume any bank would perform foreign currency transactions… it’s not as if Wulong is anything close to an international city like Shanghai. I don’t know what I was thinking.
Anyway, this has been an ok trip. Next time though, I think 7 days will be adequate. There’s just a bit too much car travel visiting various relatives. And I think John and I will try to spend more time in the big city, and rent our own car or a moped. It’s just too much having to rely on others to drive us around (the mass transit is especially poor in the rural areas). Plus, people here drive crazy! When we visited my father’s friend in Taizhong last week, the guy drove like a freakin’ maniac. Seriously, I almost thought he was drunk or something: he couldn’t stay in the lane to save his life, and every day, we were trapped in the van for like 4 hours. I took Dramamine religiously and still, I got motion sick! The remaining days of our trip, my dad drove us around and he’s such a straight arrow, his driving here sucks too. Like he’s all anal about parking in that particular parking space, with equal spacing on all four sides of the car. And then he follows all the traffic lights and laws, so whereas most people just blow through shit, my father insists on stopping but he doesn’t realize the light is red until really late, so then we come to a screeching halt. Omg, total hurky jerky! Ugh. Well, like I said, next time, we’re driving ourselves.
My relatives are well. Their lives seem busy, especially with the additional rugrats running around but I think things are generally going well for them. John and I are pretty worn out by the Taiwanese hospitality… John says we’re like veal calves– lots of binging but very little exercise. I’m impressed how attuned my relatives are to our likes and dislikes… for example, my aunt always remembers all my favorite snacks and dishes so whenever I come back, all my goodies are there, ready for me to enjoy. Major attention to detail, especially considering that I only visit once every two years or so. I’m going to start prepping my own mock itinerary for when they visit us in the States. I’ve got to be prepared.
Weary Traveler
Conceptually, I love to travel. Practically, however, there is just something about traveling that wears me out. It’s really rather unfortunate, because in my usual home setting, I have lots of energy. I hardly ever sit still. But on my travels, I tire very easily and sleep several hours extra.
Sure, the journey to this part of Asia is a long one: almost 24 hours of travel just to get to Taipei: 3 hours at SFO, 12 hours en route to Tokyo, 3-hour layover, 3.5-hour flight to Taipei, 1 hr through customs, 45 minutes to the hotel… Still, I am only 32 years old. I should be able to handle the occasional 24 hours of travel.
Then again, we’ve been on a tight schedule. After a night in Taipei, we caught the high-speed train to Wulong (where my grandfather lives) the next morning. Gramps looks pretty much the same as he did in 2006: he’s in terrific health for an 85-year old. He does morning and evening exercises every day, he gardens, he does laundry for my aunt’s family next door, he goes up and down the stairs without too much difficulty, and he even scoots around town in his moped. His mind is still lucid.
Unlike my grandfather, Taiwan has changed noticeably in the last two years. The environment seems drearier and grayer. The air has always been bad, but I don’t remember it being this bad… Maybe California has spoiled me. Also, the island just seems quieter in general– the streets are less crowded; even the drivers have muted their once incessant honking. My cousins seem rather sedate too… they sit through meals in a daze: I ask lots of questions only to receive short, undramatic responses. Maybe the global economic downturn has put a damper on everything. Maybe it’s just age that kind of kills the zest for life. I’m not exactly sure.
John and I head off to Hong Kong next Monday. Surely, our remaining days in Taiwan will be filled with plenty of travels and way too much food. Damn, vacationing sure is tiring. I hope HK will be our little detox pitstop. I definitely need to take a break from the constant eating and shuttling around.