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Agoraphobe

John says I’m an agoraphobe, because I can stay cooped up in the house for days, especially if I’m left to my own devices. But I disagree: isn’t agoraphobia defined as a fear of open spaces. I don’t mind lots of space. I actually enjoy nature and being outside, but some days, home is just so convenient. I have access to everything I need: munchies, drinks, internet, dogs. Sometimes I just don’t need to go outside. Today is one of those days. Plus, it’s hurricane season– in Asia and in the US. Taiwan’s been slammed a few times already this summer, Japan just the other day, and I think there’s another one brewing nearby. This morning, we had a downpour. As long as I’m inside, the strong gusts and lower temperatures are a welcome change. I haven’t had to turn on the AC in weeks (my penny-pinching game continues…). Unfortunately, the pups are looking rather tired. I think the pressure changes bother them. Either that or the big, scary curtains swishing about, trying to grab them.

This afternoon, I reached for a bag of chocolate morsels. Ghirdelli’s, from the States. Usually, I ration my imported foodstuffs, but these treats have been sitting around long enough. Actually, I forgot about them. They were originally slated for chocolate chip cookies, but after a few failed batches, I shelved baking a few months ago. I think these chocolates are going stale. Is that possible? Stale chocolate? Ah well, it doesn’t much matter. This afternoon alone, I’ve whittled the supply down. It helps that I scarf down handfuls at a time, crunching them in my mouth like I’m eating peanuts. Sometimes you just have to binge.

So my little pigout session reminded me of my friend Josh in college. He used to keep a bag of morsels in his top desk drawer. While he worked on his homework, he would pop a few morsels in his mouth and just let them sit there to melt. I think he’d store the wad between his front teeth and inner lip. I thought it was the strangest thing. I never could understand exercising all this control just over a few pieces of chocolate. I think he hated taking out his stash in front of me, because I’d always grab myself a helfty handful or two. And my portion would be gone in a matter of seconds. Poor Josh. Had it not been for me, his little 12 oz. bag would have lasted all semester.

I found some new readings today. Online, of course. Shanghaiist interviewed a Hooters gal. Made me laugh. Shanghaiist is having a launch party next week, and I’m actually thinking of going. Could be scary for a sociophobe like myself. We’ll see if I’m up for the challenge.

What else. Well, I’ve been spending a good bit of time doing dog research. Don’t laugh. I already told you my business card reads “dog enthusiast”! Anyway, I found myself a Mandarin tutor to help me with some business Chinese. I’m prepping for my Animals Asia job– I want to get all the terminology down. Don’t want to sound like a bumbling idiot when talking about serious issues like animal cruelty, dog safety, and pet education, you know? The learning is fun though very slow-going. A lot of looking stuff up in the dictionary. But it’s good exercise. We’ll see how long that lasts. 🙂

Ugh, the chocolate coma is setting in… I think I’m gonna have a tummy ache. That reminds me. I actually cooked lunch today. And no, I didn’t cook pasta and pour on the sauce. I actually made mashed potatos and black beans and rice. Hehe. Serous carbo loading. Well that’s what happens when you’re a “confused vegetarian” seeking clarity. Surprisingly, all the stuff came out great. The downside is I fell into a food coma this afternoon. I think I may have a food allergy, because I didn’t consume that much but I got really sleepy afterwards. We’re talking falling-sleep-in-front-of-the-computer tired. Hmm, will have to research that further.

Still raining outside. The sky is dark. I’m hoping for a big storm. I could use the drama.

The World is Going to Hell

How can you NOT think so? I can’t believe the magnitude of Katrina’s devastation. I’m reading horrific stories about death, destruction, chaos, and violence. What the hell? People are raping women in the Superdome while there’s all this crap going on? Of course, the government is to blame for its slow, unorganized response. And yes, the whole aftermath is racial. Go Kanye! Tell it like it is!

Well I suppose we should try to be constructive despite Bush’s utter incompetence (ok, cheap shot but jesus, he did hire his inexperienced buddy to head up FEMA). Anyway, there are many ways to assist, but the easiest probably is to donate. Please consider making a contribution. In case you’re wondering, Oxfam usually gets my vote, but don’t forget about the animals: check out Noah’s Wish, the only org dedicated to helping animals in natural disasters. You may experience some website glitches caused by the heavy web traffic. Alternatively, you should be able to contribute via Paypal to the org email, info@noahs-wish.org. Thanks!

China’s Turning Me into a Bop

I’m headed on a dangerous path with all this me time. This afternoon, I popped in John’s Chinese music– Jay Chou. Actually, Chou is his Taiwanese Romanized spelling. The pingyin version is Zhou Jie Lun. Anyway, his music is well, difficult to describe: an interesting blend of boy band, hip hop/rap, and movie soundtrack/soundbites. Like he’s got phones ringing and car engines roaring. Sounds much worse than it is. So yeah, I was grooving in the study today. Actually, dancing around and shit. Poor dogs. They just tried to tolerate the loud music (I even hooked my laptop up to John’s speaker system) and random, unrhythmic movements. Thank goodness I’m all alone with the curtains pulled. It was a freakin’ karaoke session man. Gotta stop this shit. Before I know it, I’m gonna be hooked on Michael Learns to Rock (John already is!). I know, can you believe that’s the band’s name? They got all kinds here.

China’s Turning Me into a Bop

I’m headed on a dangerous path with all this me time. This afternoon, I popped in John’s Chinese music– Jay Chou. Actually, Chou is his Taiwanese Romanized spelling. The pingyin version is Zhou Jie Lun. Anyway, his music is well, difficult to describe: an interesting blend of boy band, hip hop/rap, and movie soundtrack/soundbites. Like he’s got phones ringing and car engines roaring. Sounds much worse than it is. So yeah, I was grooving in the study today. Actually, dancing around and shit. Poor dogs. They just tried to tolerate the loud music (I even hooked my laptop up to John’s speaker system) and random, unrhythmic movements. Thank goodness I’m all alone with the curtains pulled. It was a freakin’ karaoke session man. Gotta stop this shit. Before I know it, I’m gonna be hooked on Michael Learns to Rock (John already is!). I know, can you believe that’s the band’s name? They got all kinds here.

Ugh.

Is it just me, or is this ad gratuitous. Of course, it is from the same company that planned to install urinals shaped like a woman’s mouth in their JFK VIP lounge.
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Tampon Trials and Tribulations

As a follow up to the Remy tampon debacle, I’m happy to report a discovery! Lawson’s (the 7-11 equivalent) sells OB tampons! I know, tampons SHOULD be in every fricking supermarket and hypermart around, but I guess some people still can’t get over the whole hymen-ripping thing… Whatever. Thank goodness, there is now an alternative to diapers!

Dependency Sucks

The other week my dear friend Sue told me she was pregnant. Of course, I congratulated her (despite my own aversion to bearing/raising children). Still, I was so surprised. Just the month before, she told me they were going to start trying… sure didn’t take long, eh? I guess for some people the body adjusts rather quickly even following years of birth control. Anyway, she’s due next May. So crazy– my first close friend to get pregnant.

Actually, most of my buddies are still living it up Sex in the City style! Ok, maybe not that flashy, but you know, they have that independent working woman thing going on. I have to say, being married is great but sometimes I feel so vulnerable from the dependency. Yes, love is a beautiful thing: you choose to love in spite of the vulnerability. But I still feel torn at times: dependency can really screw you. Family, friends, love, whatever… Too many things have fallen through because I mistook people for being reliable. I know, this is all a bit jumbled. Like I’m trying to talk about something without specifics. I apologize and offer some context.

John headed out to the States yesterday. You’d think after dating long distance for five years and putting up with years of his work travel, I’d have it down by now. Well, I don’t. I still cry when he leaves. Sure, I could go out with friends… but I’m rather elistist when it comes to friends. Plus, it’s tough to settle for an acquaintance’s company after hanging out nonstop with my best buddy, you know? Anyway, that was the first thing to tip all this off. I hate depending on Bubs, and I hate being a wuss.

The second thing was a call from my parents last week, asking me to re-connect with my estranged brother. Seems like a simple enough parental request: “Just call your brother and talk to him. He loves and respects you. Your call will make us all very happy.” Some of you may not know my history with Johnny. Long story short: I think he’s a funny and intelligent guy. But he’s also immature, irresponsible, and unreliable. I blame two parties for his lesser qualities: Johnny himself (he IS 30 now) and my family (myself excluded, of course). I used to think my parents were in a league of their own, because they baby him like he’s an imbecile or cripple. Since moving to Shanghai, however, I’ve realized Confucius and persisting Chinese traditions (including methods of parenting) are the culprits. In China, there are entire legions of “little emperors.” It’s just insane. Sometimes parents get lucky: their child loves and respects them for their lifetime of contributions. Other times, even sacrifices become expectations and nothing is too much. I’m done with this bullshit. I’ve wasted years trying to repair, but honestly, there’s no point in patching a leak when the bike’s riding through a construction site. I don’t lie, and I don’t feign concern. My parents will just have to find other sources of happiness.

Time for a Chop

John and I celebrated our nine-year milestone yesterday. We went out to dinner at the San Francisco Steakhouse in Gubei. We’ve been eyeing that place for a while, so yesterday we finally took the plunge. Ok, so our decision to dine there was influenced in part by a coupon (I gotta come clean)… You see, we recently acquired the Enjoy card (it works similarly to the Entertainment card in the US), so admittedly, we had a kickass voucher. Regardless, the main meal was fantastic. John said his ribeye was comparable to Ruth Chris’ (but without the critical blue cheese crumbles), and I had Australian lobster. I was licking my fingers after trying to eat every tiny ounce of meat outta the thing (I was even cracking open the thin lobster legs!). Was a good time.

John and I got all bummed out reminiscing about our college days. What a drag: we’re now older farts than ever. I mean, I don’t mind being in my late 20’s. It’s not the number that bothers me. It’s really just that my perception of time seems to be changing. Time just flies by, and I guess I have a fear of witnessing people I know age.

Related (or maybe not)… today I decided, it was time for another chop. I’ve had long hair for like three years now, and even though there are minor differences (layers, highlights), I always do the same damn thing with it: ponytail. I say I’m gonna do braids or pigtails or funky twists. Nope. At the end of the day, I’m one lazy beotch. So, it’s time. I was falling into a really annoying, indecisive state about this, but for Crissakes, it’s just hair. I’ve lived through enough hair disasters to know it’ll just grow back. Get on with things, right?

The Dangers of DQ

We recently discovered a DQ (Dairy Queen) in Shanghai! In fact, there are three parlors in the city, and one is dangerously close to our apartment. Needless to say, John and I have gone to the joint so often that the workers know our order (large Oreo blizzard). Initially, this DQ was a nightly treat; John and I even used hand signals (shaking the DQ cup upside down) to indicate the time for a blizzard run. But, for the sake of our wallets (and our waistlines), we’ve cut back. But damn the temptation! Especially amidst a hot and muggy summer such as this one. Who doesn’t crave cool and creamy soft serve filled with delectable cookies crunchies… Now I just need a Carvel in Shanghai, then I’ll surely be done for!

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Benadryl Blackout

My friend Danielle is out of town, so I’ve been taking her foster dog Lulu to the Second Chance Animal Aid (SCAA) adoption days. Lulu has mites, so her fur is splotchy, but she is a sweet, calm dog. Most people at the event look at her with disgust or fear: little do they know, she was nearly slaughtered for food. Some guy attempted to kill her by banging a hammer on her head! Luckily, she was saved, but her low immunity just couldn’t fight off the mites. Since Danielle has taken her in, Lulu is doing much better. She receives daily medications, weekly dips, and plenty of TLC.

I was pleasantly surprised at yesterday’s adoption day. Several British children saw her, and rather than freaking out about how “ugly” she looked, they bombarded me with questions. What happened to her? Why is she trembling? When I explained Lulu’s story, they immediately jumped to adopt her. One kid was only in Shanghai for two days, and he ran off to ask his mum if they could take her. Even the six-month UK quarantine wouldn’t deter him. I knew the adoption was not going to happen, but I was so happy to see kindness and compassion in children so young. It really made me hopeful.

Unfortuantely, the rest of yesterday was a blur. My cat allegies hit hard, so when I got home, I had to take a Benadryl. That is some strong shit, man. I was pretty much knocked out from 5pm to 11pm. John kept asking me what I wanted from the store, and I couldn’t even speak. Was ridiculous. I feel better this morning, but I gotta check out an accupuncturist. Allergies suck and I need some serious relief (other than getting drugged up).

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