John has started calling me a browologist, bc I am obsessed with eyebrows. Seriously though, the bros make all the difference. I mean, I have believed this for a very long while, but more recently, I’ve come to learn that these game changers are not natural… like a gabillion other aspects of being a woman, that shit takes effort and work (as well as time and resources). So who are my celeb brow muses? For one, Kdash has amazing brows. Specifically, check out her look from this year’s MTV VMAs.

My other celeb brow muse? Olivia Culpo. I don’t know anything about her (former beauty pageant queen or something), but her brows are on fleek, as the millennials say.

As for me, I am about two weeks post-touchup. After the swelling went down and shit started looking “normal” again, there was still some flaking and scabbing. I think we’re good now. I mean, if I want to be super nit picky, the right brow is slightly lighter than the left, but whatevs. At this point, we really are splitting hairs. My gal Chanton asked me to write a review, which I did. It’s kinda lengthy, but hey, I’m just trying to be thorough. I even uploaded pics which I never do, but given that her business website went down recently and her online portfolio was skimpy to start, here’s another data point for the hardcore researchers out there. Holla! Btw, I had to go back a ways to find a pic of me with zero makeup/pencil on the brows. Also, the young VG was super duper frump. OMFG, how did I even leave the house?! SMH.